I have this website I never update. Only I updated it today with a new design and paintings not mainly from 2010. It’s funny how hard it is for me to just maintain a simple portfolio these days when I spent my entire teenage existence building websites, back before social networking was really a huge thing and we took pride in coding our own shrines to ourselves. I owned multiple domains (I could have saved that money for retirement.) I ran a Zombies Ate My Neighbors fansite. I blogged avidly about horror movies and how much I hated the Bible Belt (Note to my 15-year-old self: You’re still here.) I drank a lot of dusty bottles of Jolt cola purchased for pennies at a discount grocery store. Those were the days. Ah well.