Yesterday my dad told me that my cousin had recently, “heard a Bigfoot up in the woods behind his place.” I asked how my cousin knew that what he heard was a Bigfoot. “You just know,” he replied and explained that you can tell how large something is and if it’s walking on two legs. I asked if it could’ve been a bear and he insisted it couldn’t have because, “when you hear a Bigfoot, you know it ain’t a bear.” Later Dad went to investigate, looking for tracks. He came back and reported that it was, “probably a bear.”
Just so you know my dad’s pretty awesome.