Because I know how to party. I watched:

-The Keep
-Slumber Party Massacre
-Hell Night
-The Dunwich Horror
-Maniac
-April Fool’s Day
-Humanoids of the Deep

The Keep was amazingly weird with horrible early ’80s special effects, and I don’t know how I made it this far without seeing The Dunwich Horror. Dean Stockwell!  The slashers all remind me of my childhood. Precious, I know. 

There was also pizza. It was pretty great. Then I slept for like four hours and now I’m having coffee and MST3K: The Phantom Planet while doing laundry. So far I feel I’m doing this break right.